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User:sub81 (1371519)
lost in eden, no apple in sight.
in my hands I knew I could hold you.
Name:Maybe I shouldn't care.
Location:vancouver, Washington, United States
Birthdate:1981-09-29
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Bio: Apparently as a child I put slugs in my mouth. (I'm just all sorts of fuckered up) I cant conciously say I remember having done this. But my mom remembers it vividly, and I remember vaguely being called a slug eater by my older sister when I was a kid.
So it sort of makes sense I guess, my being obsessed with textures now, only as a kid, i was obsessed with textures i could feel with my mouth.

no, i do not know if slugs taste like chicken.

Dont get me wrong. I did some strangely cutesy things with myself as a child... although what I might consider to be "cutesy" some might consider disturbing, and others might consider it incredibly hilarious. So you can judge for yourself.

my favourite toy as a baby was a spherical owl shaped squeak toy, it had (and has, I still own it today) raised features, such as pointy little ears, a teeny tiny beak, little rounded nubbens that a supposed to resemble wings and a tail. it is roughly the size of a baseball.

I was strangely preoccupied with the notion that this LARGE spherical owl could possibly fit inside my mouth, and was found to be attempting this feat, many.... many many times. My mom still laughs hysterically while trying to tell the story of it, so much so, that she almost couldnt finish telling me the story about it a few weeks ago, when I first heard of this.

And just so you know, it still wont fit inside my mouth.


OH OH OH! look at this! I got accepted..
Ya'll should join. Its a rating community... based on your EYES!



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Interests:53: art house films, black sheets, bmg, candles, checkers, cheese, cheesy 80's movies, cooking, dancing, drawing, dreaming an altered reality, driving, entertaining, excitement, fast cars, goth music, hand written letters, hanging out with friends, happy people, horror flicks, kitties, lemons, lime juice, loud music, macadamia nuts, music on vinyl, neon signs, nu fud fridays, old school nintendo, painting, painting my toenails, pig latin, pink underwear, playing with the lesbians, poetry, reading, sculpting, sleeping, smiles, smiling., snoopy, south park, spoken word, stareing at stupid people, strawberries, taking things apart, techno music, tool, tori amos, trance music, tube socks, white sheets, yogurt
Schools:None listed
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